I thought our galaxy was only about 100,000 LY across
Wikipedia says 100,000 to 120,000

But maybe Samsung will come out with a bigger one

While it is unlikely that 2 different races would meet with similar levels of technology (at least similar enough to have a war rather than a massacre) Its more likely that humans could end up fighting other humans. Think of Star Wars )rebels trying to break away from the Empire)
And habitable planets seem rare enough to fight over so far.

WTF is the point of an online word processor?

Every smartphone has enough CPU power and memory to run a WP onboard, the only thing they haven't got is a big enough display and a keyboard, and having thte program online isn't going to fix that.

Maybe there is a point in having your document stored in 'the cloud' (unless you want privacy)

They are all third world countries, because they are on the third planet out from the sun.

When we colonize Mars we can have some fourth world countries.

As in all the recent ones suck...

Some people are even now upgrading to Win 7

I wouldn't touch 8.x with a 3 metre resident of Warsaw

Sounds like a quote from one of the Airplane movies

So will you need a special washer to clean it?

I thought there were 2 of them

Flight Data recorder (records all the instrument readings and control inputs from the pilot)
Cockpit Voice recorder (rocords the voices of the pilot and copilot saying "shit"

Generally the first one is the most important source of information.

do you have to wear silly glasses

Remember the old Viewmaster slides from 45 or mor years ago?

But of course the 21st century didn't start until Jan 1, 2001
(there was no year zero)

and introducing acoustic guitar
Plus
Tubular Bells

Yep, its been over 40 years since Mike Oldfield released his first album

I discover new (age) musicon the music channel "Soundscapes"

A space shuttle liftoff
And before that a Saturn V liftoff

Yeah, police cams should be on all the time, but if there is no incident during the shift the whole thing can be erased.
The ploice union may not like it, but the union rep would have to be advised when the tape is subpoenaed