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Comment Re:Isn't this because... (Score 2) 320

the workers are paid like crap? You can't make a lot of money when you're paying a few cents to a dollar /hr. Raise their wages, add $50 bucks to the cost of iCrap and suddenly China's probably not doing so bad.

Raise their wages...add $50 to the cost of iCrap and BINGO ...problem solved...NO MORE iCRAP...you're a fucking genius.

Comment Re:slow news day... (Score 1) 223

At least it isn't April 1st. Slashdot turns into a flaming piece of shit for about 48 hours every year at that time. This is not even remotely as stupid as it gets on that day.

What is it about the word "fool"that you don't understand?

Comment Re:I doubt it (Score 3, Funny) 168

The more experienced you get in life the more human interfaces you can support. See it as if your internal algorithm improved so that not all exceptions bring you to a grinding hold. Instead you actually take pleasure in appreciating the awkwardness lying at the source of exceptions.

See...........there's another reason I don't go to them. If someone uttered that in the group I was in I'd sneak away before they figured out I didn't understand WTF they were talking about.

Comment Re:Don't confuse being a manager with being... (Score 1) 229

an executive. All advice above...and below is good, well mostly! One bit more won't hurt: Take your staff for a piss up at least twice a year. Drunks tell the most awesome truths you will ever hear, really in your face truths. Ignore them at your peril. You also hear some really funny shit!

Comment Re:Serves Apple right. (Score 1) 349

anyways. what goes around, comes around.

Do you realize what an earth shattering phrase you have just uttered???? One cannot have " what goes rectangular, comes rectangular ".....can one? Think......round is far better than rectangular...not so? A ROUND shaped tablet is the answer, it comes to hand the correct way up always, and .....so on and so on! The mind boggles. Thinks.....if I can patent this the world will beat a pathway to my door!!!!...or is that a path to my doorway? I'm going to lie down now.
Round is the new way. (I'm too old for this shit.)

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