"You've made it clear that you listen to rush Limbaugh"

This is a great example of the word "assume" making an "ass" out of "u" and "me".

Fair warning. I get to use this in conversation over lunch. Should get quite a laugh from the actual Beck and Limbaugh dittoheads around the shop. :)

There's been stupid conspiracy theory class criticism of every president I've lived under on every possible point. (Well, I can't remember so much about JFK. I was one year old when he was assassinated.). With Obama, it can be racial, or that he's a muslim or the birther nonsense

But there's also yet to be one that didn't deserve well thought out criticism of policy.

Just create a web site lauding ISIS (or the little green men in Ukraine, or the North Koreans, etc. There's a long list.).

You're guaranteed to have all your data backed up on the best quality archival storage the US government can find!

Just don't get too over the top. Predator drones, you know. ;)

"If people consistently think your criticism has racial overtones "

It's certainly not consistently, but has happened. Mostly I've chuckled at how ridiculous it is, or replied: In the words of Bugs Bunny, "What a maroon."

Laughing at misplaced righteous outrage usually works a lot better than replying in kind.

Exactly. Doesn't matter what you say, you're going to be the devil incarnate to someone.

Perhaps I'd get called that literally if I criticized Cruz or Huckabee.

I must say that being the prince of Hell would be quite a promotion compared to the fat 50 something geek I thought I was. ;)

After almost 7 years of implications that I'm racist when I disagree with the surveillance and foreign policies of the current administration, I can look forward to now being called a sexist instead!

Free at last!

"The United Launch Alliance is an unholy union"

Unholy union. Is that like a seamless joint?

So, you're saying you're a Republican?

Obviously the old Usenet adage still applies: "There is no ironic humor so blatant that someone on the net wont take it seriously."

"Can the government see my junk"

If the NSA people are that into seeing the junk of a 50 something fat geek, they can have all the look they want.

Frankly, I and much of Slashdot would prefer Natalie Portman (even after becoming a mom), but I guess there's no accounting for taste.

Yeah, I thought they went a bit far for a first date. ;)

"The next president will be either Jeb Bush, or Hillary Clinton"

Making such an utterly conventional wisdom prediction anonymously so no-one can say you were wrong after 2016?

I dub thee the Anonymous-Uber-Coward.

Good gravy. You'd better not watch any Monty Python or cartoons. The mental overload from taking seriously all of that intentional silliness might cause your brain to BSOD.