Seems to work surprisingly well for no JavaScript.

[citation needed]

According to the image in the Ars Technica article that started the whole conversation:

(emphasis mine)

If you buy hardware that you can't disable SsecureBoot on, it's the because the OEM chose to not because Microsoft forced them.

They aren't forcing OEMs to do it, Microsoft is giving OEMs the choice and software should be about choice, shouldn't it?

Probably the part where GP said "You see, Finland is a socialist country"

Nowhere in that document does it say "an ISP must not rape your dog". That, of course, means it's unstated but required that the ISPs will now do that. Oh no! Poor Fido!

Fine, your car has had features removed, but it still has an engine.
Curious, what software isn't working with ART at this point?

In your car analogy your car still has an engine, so don't imply you're driving without one. What, exactly, is the disadvantage of ART vs Dalvik other than "it's different"?

Windows are a horrible magnet for this because they're popular, not because they're difficult to use. If Macs had the same market share, they would get targeted too.

You mean the shitshow browsing experience they get for using Mobile Safari?

I think you mean "...Through Uprooting..."

No rendering engine is 100% with CSS3 and HTML5 and that's what they're all gearing towards so I don't really care if it's WebKIt, Blink, or Gecko. Also, while a lot of browsers may use WebKit, they don't all neccesarily use the same version so you're in the boat of X being compatible with one browser, but not the other, anyway.

Also, I am a Web Dev.

Microsoft wants a monoculture (with Trident) and that's bad.
Microsoft avoids a monoculture (by not using Webkit) and that's bad too

I really pity the Spartan developers. To people like you, there is literally nothing they can do 'right'.

"Change for the sake of it" is just a hand-wavy way of saying "change I don't like".

Enjoy your $500/mo bill, or do you think that you could have the same shows with their large budgets without advertising?