How could this possibly fail?

I suppose it is OK to post rape videos and snuff films on Facebook now as well.

So there is a clear path to actually producing energy with nuclear fusion? It has been theoretically possible for many decades, but the devil is usually in the details. I'm glad to hear that I will have my flying car soon!

Nothing strikes fear in the hearts of bloated corporations more than competent individuals banding together to produce a superior product for free. Socialism!

"somewhere between 2 GB and 117 GB" ... can't narrow it down any more than that? Are you sure it was an Iranian email address, or was it just somewhere between Israel and Yemen?

Can scientific breakthroughs really be scheduled? "Hey Einstein, could you give us an estimate on the Relativity thing?"

Really? We are talking about hidden terms of service that effect exactly nobody? Must be a slow day at Fox News.

Most people don't consider those healthy. Doesn't matter, most people probably know that Chinese food isn't really health food either. It just tastes good. Actually, it sounds pretty good right now. Time for lunch!

The Chinese have already succeeded in their main mega-project: Chinese restaurants. While mostly salt, fat, and MSG, Americans gobble it down and feel they are eating healthy because there is a piece of broccoli in there somewhere.

Rush Limbaugh said so.

I looked into it. It is still basically unusable for any real-world app, as far as I can tell. I would say that its chances of taking over are probably about the same as Sarah Palin being elected President, or finding sentient life on Mars.

Oh, I see. Well that should work, since after all everyone using P2P is in the United States, and all the P2P software is written in the United States, and certainly there is nobody in the United States who would ever ignore one of our 47 billion laws against everything from chewing gum to brandishing a lint brush.

I have simulated a Conservative Republican's brain with only two points: 1. Listen to Rush Limbaugh. 2. Mindlessly repeat what Rush says.

At first, Google impressed me quite a bit, but their latest forays into programming languages (Go!) and the OS market ... yawn. Honestly, Chrome in no way compares to FireFox either. It is just a light, quick browser that is light and quick because it doesn't do the truly great things that FireFox can do. The Google "genius club" isn't going to take over the world, no matter how arrogantly they try. However, if they upset the drone army at Microsoft, I applaud their efforts anyway.

Yes, what a stupid system to tax those with excessive wealth and give free education to those who want to better society. I can see how our superior American system of cranking out a few dozen mega-billionaires and punishing those who seek education will no doubt result in a superior society in the end! /sarcasm