And you know what? They ALL suck!
The key is to figure out which one sucks least for the job at hand. In the real world (i.e. non-IT), nobody really gives a rat's ass what the OS is, or even the applications. The only question on most people's mind is, "what lets me get my job done with the least amount of pain?"
E.g. my work machine is a MacBook Pro with VMs of various flavors of Windows, Linux and BSD, because there are certain apps I have a personal preference for as a consultant which have differing system requirements.
But when an individual asks me what hardware or OS I recommend I just tell them , "it depends", and if I have the time I'll help them figure out the right answer, and if I don't have the time I just tell them to get whatever they had before that worked.
(Now get off my lawn...
He who has but four and spends five has no need for a wallet.