I bought a laser cutting machine, put it on low, and just burn the text onto the paper. No cartridges to return or refill ever. I currently use solar panels for power, but I don't like the 80% inefficiency, so I am looking into using a lens and fiberoptics to use the light directly. This way I can also incorporate a prism and do color printing.

Not in my lifetime, my lifetime, mi lyftm,...Dave?

no, because div by zero is not equal to zero

Yeah, but watch out for the anti matter

Why is that a big deal ? I just order by the numbers.

I don't understand. If China is the rising star, why go to Canada?

Pi plus some student programmers - should be done for $1500. Which begs the question - if it still works, why replace it?

the JDAMs were actually delivered through the interweb tubes directly to the command center

SpaceX can retrieve it long enough to hit the reboot button...

Wall mount, plug in power block. Totally indestructible in either rotary or touch tone.

they take

Are you paid by the job or by the hour?

We can tax starships? What a great idea! Especially since none of the owners are likely to be humans, so their vote won't count - even Norquist should be good with that

And smell up the house all day long