None of the above?

'har' is the universal substitute

I would guess that the number of stupid jaywalkers will diminish quickly

It only looks crazy in 2 dimensions. In 26 it is perfectly reasonable

How many digits is that code...?

I thought the Republicans passed a law against such outbursts...

wrong

Future proof job - predicting the future! Join Rifkin and Kurzweil in the only guaranteed sinecure!

As a side note I was amused to see the suggested spell correction for Kurzweil.

Is it New Years? I didn't see the ball drop. Why is it so warm?

Let me put it in terms you can understand: If you hold a rubber band with one end in each hand, and put an ant on the rubber band at one end headed toward the other, and the ant moves at a constant rate toward your other hand, and as the ant moves you stretch the rubber band, then your hands will be further apart than the ant has moved when the ant reaches your other hand.

If you have a favorite animal, I can rephrase to accommodate.

That would be cases, not cased. My Apologies

Because the expansion of space is independent of the light traveling through it, and the light that has just arrived came to us in some cased from objects that are now much further away than 14B lightyears

I had a 3D ring based system 15 years ago. I hope this is better

There is some evidence that the appendix acts as a reservoir of the gut biota to repopulate when the need arises due to illness (or excessive antibiotics, etc).

So near, and yet so far...