Comment A sneak peak at the results (Score 4, Funny) 55
Don't tell anyone, but I'm from the future and wanted to give you a heads up how it goes:
Test 1: Make sure all thrusters installed pointing out.
Test 2: Humans can only withstand how much thrust?
Test 3: Make sure to thrust away from, not underneath, falling debris.
Test 4: Emergency homing signal for safe landing should be changed to not match Arbys drive through wireless mics. "Smoked with real smoke from real wood that's on real fire" ended up being a grimly accurate tagline.
Test 5: Turns out Ed was right and we really do need to add a laser canon for those damn pelicans.
Test 6: Success!