this joke will never get old

but he should be very aware of the dogs once he's at the other side.

makes me remember all the trolling in kindergarden. anyway, i'd be interested in how they compute those numbers. i mean, foxnews.com beats slashdot with 24% basic, 73% intermediate, and 1% advanced... seriously?!

Wait let me guess.. IUPACHCIAW, right??

geekoid? no that would be CrushingWesley or something like that. Howard would be PMS (perpetual motion squad, aaiight). Rajesh is the slumdogmillionaireTrueStory. And Leonard 'BadFish' Hofstadter would be Leakey. my guess :)

a new boom in the amusement park industry.

... icicles lick you?

I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't tell you about the true origins of Saturn's rings.

That's why they're changing their business model. The new Iridium satellites ($2.1 billion, next-gen constellation), for instance, will give half of the payload space to their satcom application, and the other part will be for sale to anybody that needs a satellite platform but cannot / doesn't want to use a dedicated one.

lol well then my humor detector needs to be adjusted.. but if you're reading Sergio Bertolucci as Silvio Berlusconi, you're watching too much Italian TV ;)

Work on your humor detector. Ask Penny for help.

Not if you're Italian or speak Italian. But it's always like that, if you're not familiar with some class of objects, it's difficult to tell apart the sub-classes (as in "for Asians all Europeans look alike" and vice versa).

Talking about spaceflight, the Russians only recently replaced the analogue Soyuz control system with a fully digital one.

what's a soldier without a battle? what's rms without a beard? what's slashdot without microsoft bashing?

what is it with all those ex microsoft employees running patent firms?
btw imagining ballmer leaving microsoft and opening his own patent trolling outfit, wouldn't that be like a christmas gift to the microsoft bashing community? hmm christmas, geeks, creativity... i see a market for ballmer action figures throwing chairs!
ok daily bashing quota reached.

Yeah great videos of rappers telling us not to copy that floppy all over again.