Then why do they include earthquakes, tornadoes, and Godzilla?

It's all Obama's fault!!! I can't think of a single reason why at the moment, but that is Obama's fault as well.

Personally I use two or three large salt mines. A single grain just doesn't cut it anymore.

I don't think Google would even notice $1.3M. I'm sure their nazgul legal team will spare no expense to see that these trolls pay every penny so that other trolls think twice before trying to rip off Google out its customers.

Back in my day we didn't have history class as most of it hasn't happened yet. We had to worry about getting eaten by a velociraptor on the way to school instead.

"Computer, End program."

Didn't they have enough money to try to purchase Time Warner just a few months ago?

I read as "No evidence of BDSM yet".
I had no idea that subatomic particles were in to that...

Did U.S. Navy special ops engage in biological warfare?

There lies the problem. Many Linux distros have gone from being over configurable a few years ago to bring even more tightly locked down than Windows or MacOS. Often there is a way to change the behavior of the of the window manager but often the option is deeply hidden within the bowels of the configuration manager that you will never find it unless you know where to look, assuming it is there at all.

So That must be the reason that Apple made the iPhone battery non removable. It's a security feature!

Point your finger in any direction. There are enough crooks in the healthcare industry that you will probably be ponting at one of them.

Actually, It reminded me too much of... Windows 8

It's implied that I've paid their extortion fees I'm free to download as much as I want. Right? Sure it costs a bit more than Netflix but TPB has a better selection anyway...

I tried ubuntu. Unity is so bad it had me runnin back to... Windows 8! (I'm trying kubuntu now. It's a significant improvement.)