Don't lock the door well, expect thieves, don't weatherize in well, expect to get cold. Don't encrypt your data, expect to lose it to theft.

Sorry, but I prefer my door locked. What a bad advice!

Basically every Japanese cell phone supports "emoji" emoticons, but iPhone was long without the support. This definitely was a deal breaker for some people, especially younger consumers. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emoji

It's officially only available for Japanese customers, but it can be unlocked: http://www.iphonesavior.com/2009/02/spell-number-app-unleashes-free-iphone-emoji.html

The instructions sound suspicious but I personally tested this on 2.2 firmware and it worked. I can now use emoji in text messages, tweets, or any other text field. It's also a great way to amaze your friends who have iPhones; every iPhone from 2.2 up supports viewing emoji by default.

The original Guitar Hero was released first in 1998 by Konami: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GuitarFreaks The drums in Rock Band were first done in 1999: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DrumMania Think DJ Hero is something new? Think again: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beatmania

"Oh you have a password? I'll login as guest then..."
"NOOOOOOOOO!"

So let's say I get to this "Quantum Walking" stuff, really get to know this stuff and try it out... Say I go shopping by Quantum Walking... Will I be able to explore all the stores at once? Clothes, groceries That'd be useful!

We already have a way to wipe peoples brain. Remember guns? In some parts of the world, any adult can own an instant mind-wiping device. Some countries also posess weaponry that can wipe any existence of a city. People suddenly forgot that we are able to nuke the whole planet of ours out of life at any time?

So Italians will start seeing ethernet ports in their toilet seats? Maybe then going for a better audio system... Before you know it, all Italian toilets will be totally AWESOME with LED lights an all of that! Laptop sessions in the bathroom will never be the same.

Took you long enough to get news on Slashdot about MJ, now let's hear some justified, only slightly off-topic jokes about it!

So what happens if I mistap "Confirm"? Is there undo? Mistaps on iPhone are plenty. It's not based on pressure, so it's not too far fetched to mistap twice in a row. I'd much rather type my iTunes account password every time I purchase something, than accidentally buy content I didn't intend to.

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