In what ways other than dosage does the canine version differ? I hear it's not unfathomable that one working for or very friendly with a vet might receive a prescription for their "170 pound" dog.

You always have to anyway. When I bring my car or bike to the mechanic I don't say, "Something changed in the brakes," I say "Can you please install this new master cylinder for me?"

But how well does he command the other kids in Battle School?

BTW, that makes me wish I hadn't settled for the AA in Thermonuclear Warfare program.

Your mom lovesthepython.org.

I disagree. People will get the order wrong even if they've visited the site before. They'll type "blah.greatsite.com," not even think about autocomplete not kicking in, and then get redirected to the squatter before they try the other way around. Think about how often you've seen people try "google.translate.com" instead of "translate.google.com."

They'll never ask again.

Win. But at least L4D2 sounds like a Star Wars character.

Technical solution to a social problem? How about just count the number of names on the sheet, or learn to recognize your students? I don't know, crazy ideas...

Place a brick underneath the gas pedal.

For whatever reason, sitting in a chair normally causes my legs to ache. I must have RLS or something. Unfortunately my current desk arrangement doesn't allow for me to elevate my legs other than to put them on my desk... which I do almost all of the time.

So, I guess:
Footrest, chair with back support, laptop with mouse.

Standing up is also comfortable for a while at times.

Psht, I call up a dial-up ISP and whistle into the phone handset really fast.

Have a seat, gentlemen. Muahahahaha.

Guaranteed your meetings will run no longer than 10 minutes max.

Excellent. I look forward to my motherboard being less than 2 inches in every dimension.

Beer is already at MAX_DELICIOUS, any additional incrementation will cause overflow.

The alternate universe 80s version of me would totally buy that. But then a competitor will start rumors about it slapping closed and lopping off someone's ear.