Looks like he's pinching a loaf. Xerox that look.

So, how long did it take you to write those Xinerama compatibility functions for Enlightenment?

Was the "memory" implant the image of an electric sheep? We can remember it for you, wholesale.

You're all talking about C++ and not LINUS TORVALDS! Have you all LOST your MINDS!? ;-)

Write-only code is easy in ANY syntax.

I can't spend that much, but it goes with my wife's white dress...

Don't worry! There are humans BEGGING for this training!

General Jack D. Ripper :
Mandrake, do you recall what Clemenceau once said about war?

Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake :
No, I don't think I do, sir, no.

General Jack D. Ripper :
He said war was too important to be left to the generals. When he said that, 50 years ago, he might have been right. But today, war is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Only Israelis are allowed to keep original citizenship, all others forswear loyalty to foreign "prince, power or potentate".

Now, WHY is that?

It's like prison, that way. You have to commit the crime again and be re-convicted, to be admitted back to the circle of convicts.

US History is the only relevant topic, concerning that failed state.

But I'd still be nervous, near the nozzle like that.

I LOVE your similitude! I'm using it everywhere, from now on.

"Cheerios? Man, that is the "Thomas Kincade" of breakfast cereals."

Alabama and Oklahoma have orgasm.

Just wait til Bill Gates begins twiddling with these mosquitoes at the genetic level - as threatened. What could possibly go wrong, for the Sorcerer's Apprentice?