Rude sign language

Galaxy, iPhone, Nexus and....G3.

If you want recognition, give it a name - preferably a cool name, but at the very least something people can pronounce without sounding like they're playing Battleships.

So print your signature on a piece of transparent plastic and lay it over the page before you photograph it...

As a European, I remember going into my first cinema in LA and as it was a hot day, deciding to get a drink to sip on during the film. I asked for a small coke but watched the counter assistant pick up a large, circular container. "No, no! I just wanted a small coke, not a bucket of popcorn" "Sir, this is the cup for a small coke..."

Jesus the human may not have been a fictional character.

Jesus the son of God most certainly is.

Poison dart frog. Definitely not edible!

You can piss in a sink too... doesn't mean using one facility for two different functions is a good thing.

Average Ãoe high level exec à = 575

From my education i am roughly at "Average College Professor".

regularly correcting semantic and syntactic mistakes in pages of code which i never saw before

did that when i did a group-internal rss

Doesn't seem to work for spelling mistakes and typos though ;)

You don't find it just a teensy bit ironic that you're posting this on Slashdot?

Broussard is a fine one to talk about copyright considering how all the best one-liners in Duke Nukem were lifted from other sources:

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/D...

So we blend it first and then divide it into 70ths?

~~ I even know one person who actually expressed that his ideal send off would be for his friends and loved ones to cook and eat his flesh. ~~

1. 
   
   don't bury me if I should die
   I don't want my bones to lie
   six feet under - six feet down
   covered by unfeeling ground
   please don't leave me here alone
   with nothing but a cold, hard stone
   a name, two dates and nothing more
   don't leave me for the worms to gnaw
   instead
   peel off my useless skin
   and expose the meat that lies within
   chop me, slice me, mince and dice me
   mix me with those herbs and spices
   turn me into sausages
   and invite my friends round for the feast
   lay me down on smoking Teflon
   hear me sizzle as I fry
   make my headstone mashed potato
   warm and fluffy, piled up high
   smother me in steaming gravy
   let onions be my funeral wreath
   give the mourners knives and forks
   and tell the priest to cry "let's eat!"
   so succulent!
   such tender Tim!
   I never knew he had such taste!
   and he made so many sausages
   let's have some more - a shame to waste
   eat heartily my faithful friends
   for this is how I want to end
   don't bury me if I should die
   if there's a heaven - let me fry!

I actually thought about that. However, there are very few cost effective methods of waterproofing paper that work

Tetrapacks seem to work quite well at keeping liquids in for a reasonable cost. If it can keep liquid in, it can surely keep liquid out too.

exam data shows...

18 percent of the students who took the exam ...

some states where not a single member of one of these groups took the test last year ...

etc., etc. if you're wondering what the hell test is being talked about, you'll need to check the actual article to find it's the Advanced Placement computer science exam.

"yeah, and those that don't get a balanced diet?"

...would be better off spending the money on a proper diet instead of buying vitamin supplements.