In my router, theres a option i just enabled called "Use Chuck Norris to round-house kick incoming hackers". Chuck Norris is in my router and monitoring 24/7. No one can hack my router, or even my pc. Chuck Norris is always watching.

Thats lame? Think again. The xbox 360, a revolutionary console doesn't even have a built in wireless card. The PS3, Wii all have a wireless card, but not the Xbox 360? What were they thinking! So who is lame now?

I was born on the border between USA and Mexico. People once said are you Mexican or American? I told them I'm Mexicanamerican

We rent Textbooks, so why not the answers? If I am going to take the final tests, I dont need the answers after I am done with the exam. Every exam should have a model or unique numbers, that I can just type into google and get the answers hhahaa.

The bluray in the PS3 is the cause of the high price. If they just put in a regular dvd drive that plays Sony PS2, PS3 and regular dvd movies and games, then the price can be lowered. Who is going to watch Bluray, when a disc costs $20-30 compared to a regular dvd costs like less than $10 at walmart. If they get rid of that bluray and the price gets lowered, then people would buy the console and Sony will be back in business.

up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, a, b, select, start.

I fear of going in planes. I don't like flying above 2,000 ft >. Imagine, flying over the ocean and the airplane screws up. I rather jump put first, so I don't get crushed in the airplane when it crashes lol.

My father signed up $39/month contract with T-Mobile and a few days ago, he got a bill for like $200. No, he didnt use the phone crazy, its just tmobile sucks and they are greedy bastards. My next carrier is going to be Verizon. Lets see how greedy they are.

When that star enters into the black hole, it would probably go out of the black holes butt, and the outcome would be a Black Star lol.

The Invention of the Parachute by Leonardo Da Vinci. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8b/Leonardo_da_Vinci_parachute_04659a.jpg Works very well, but yet very simple in design.

I would use it to replace my wife and get things done such as, a hot plate of food, iron my clothes, washing and drying my clothes. Human wives are lazy, slow people when you ask them to do things. My robot wife will be able to feel my emotions and if I feel mad, she will cheer me up.

Yes, Newegg is the best online electronic retailer store period. There products are very well priced and shipping is outstanding. In fact, my friend and I purchased a 8800gt video card and we got it the next day. Shipping was like less than $10. My mind blew me away when I got the item that quickly. There customer service is just outstanding. RMAs, and product replacement is very easy with them, and they give you no hassle at all. Website is wicked awesome. It is extremely easy to navigate and find what your looking for. Everything is categorized perfectly and stuff. I really shop there more than I do at Bestbuy. I really don't like Bestbuy. I think they should call it Badbuy instead. Circuitcity was way better than Badbuy. Overall, Newegg is the top best online store to shop at.

That's one disgusting thing to drink for man; one stupidity leap for mankind.

"We should just burn fat people instead of coal"... problem solved.