And yet we spend twice as much on entitlements as on defense.

Get a Mac.
And enjoy what you can do without computer headaches.

'Its brain required abundant oxygen, so it presumably did a fair amount of thinking.'

humans brains require abundant oxygen but most do not do a fair amount of thinking...

For example, anthropomorphizing ancient sea critters.

I am a lot of things, but Morrissey ambiguous is not one of them.

No.
Not to you.
Lucky bastard.

Caught me on a Tuesday.

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I bet my story is better.

Broadcast routines through The View - then you'll get millions of brains connected.
Oh wait, higher brain functions. I guess that demographic won't work then.

A boy has never wept nor dash a thousand kim.

The sad thing about conspiracy theories and the internet age is that no matter how far out or whackjob the theory may be, you can find a dozen videos documenting "proof" of the theory and entire forums full of people who believe in the lunacy and who circle-jerk each other in a frenzy of panic.

Because there were no whack jobs and conspiracy nuts before the 'internet age'?
Son, sit right down and let me tell you about Lyndon LaRouche.

I have to state unequivocally that the author is correct - there is nothing to worry about.

Ewige Blumenkraft

I think that its a bit simplistic to exclude it. Some events do actually have multiple causes. The real world is complex, and rarely aligns with a fox news soundbite.

And it never aligns with President Obama's talking points but that doesn't change the fact that the protests had nothing to do with the video. In fact, it wasn't even the pretext for the gathering.

This first post brought to you by Obama for President.