Comment Re:No comments here yet... (Score 1) 471
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What the fuck is wrong with modern society? You're not a cunting ER nurse. Whatever the hell you have been asked to do is not that urgent, either for you or for your boss (who couldn't give two shits about you, so take your nose out of there). Grow some cojones.
If you ACTUALLY need to answer calls all the time as part of your job, wear a Bluetooth headset. Then you don't have to rush to your 'phone or speak into your fucking wrist, or whatever you're supposed to do. A ringtone/announcement can indicate the origin/importance of the call. Cost of decent headset: starting around $20.
There, I've just saved you however-many-hundreds-I-assume-this-thing-costs. You're welcome.
How else would I keep up with all the "someone just called you a cunt on slashdot" alerts I get on my phone? Oh, just wear a bluetooth headset around all the time? Good way to not look like a complete fucking toolbag!