"I'm so excited my lips and eyeballs are tingling like spiderman!" said one excited attendee.

The X-Men will come to fear the true source of my power...

I AM ELECROCHET!

OR we could add Systemd to Windows in an unholy marriage of awful!

Winning!

It works everytime.

Actually, you typed words in your post.

Harrison Ford can't act. He's a one trick pony, but it's a great trick.

Seriously, compare Han Solo to Indiana Jones to Deckard to the Fugitive guy. It's all just harrison ford being harrison ford.

I'm the best there is at what I do, but what I do isn't very dice!

Nice try my little Kurt Nonnegut!

I'm a millenial who works on mainframes you insensitive clod!

Yep they do that also: https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

This isn't exactly new, Boston Dynamics has had this stuff for ever: https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

They're owned by Google now.

Does Higgins know about this?

Virtual keyboards our the fracture!

You see, by using European sourced propofol, we are basically tricking the Europeans into executing our criminals.

This allows us to ride high on our moral pony while screaming jebus! in the land of the free.

Personally, I think bullets are a cheap, effective solution.

Actually I tried snorting powdered alcohol a few times when I was in Japan.

It doesn't burn at all, you should try it. Hits you fast, right in the face.