I'm the best there is at what I do, but what I do isn't very dice!

Nice try my little Kurt Nonnegut!

I'm a millenial who works on mainframes you insensitive clod!

Yep they do that also: https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

This isn't exactly new, Boston Dynamics has had this stuff for ever: https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

They're owned by Google now.

Does Higgins know about this?

Virtual keyboards our the fracture!

You see, by using European sourced propofol, we are basically tricking the Europeans into executing our criminals.

This allows us to ride high on our moral pony while screaming jebus! in the land of the free.

Personally, I think bullets are a cheap, effective solution.

Actually I tried snorting powdered alcohol a few times when I was in Japan.

It doesn't burn at all, you should try it. Hits you fast, right in the face.

Oh thank jobs you clarified that.

She also did the icons for the Nautilus file manager!

I definitely won't be giving your parents credit for bringing you into this world.

Why would Harrison Ford be flying with a porn star?

Rumor has it that shortly before the crash, his chinese copilot jumped out of the plane with only a parachute after saying "goodbye dr jones, muahahaha."

We should hire Curt to rid Slashdot of the GNAA, MyCleanPC, etc trolls.

Curt "Haha RI Taxpayers" Schilling
Have Dox, Will Travel