Virtual keyboards our the fracture!

You see, by using European sourced propofol, we are basically tricking the Europeans into executing our criminals.

This allows us to ride high on our moral pony while screaming jebus! in the land of the free.

Personally, I think bullets are a cheap, effective solution.

Actually I tried snorting powdered alcohol a few times when I was in Japan.

It doesn't burn at all, you should try it. Hits you fast, right in the face.

Oh thank jobs you clarified that.

She also did the icons for the Nautilus file manager!

I definitely won't be giving your parents credit for bringing you into this world.

Why would Harrison Ford be flying with a porn star?

Rumor has it that shortly before the crash, his chinese copilot jumped out of the plane with only a parachute after saying "goodbye dr jones, muahahaha."

We should hire Curt to rid Slashdot of the GNAA, MyCleanPC, etc trolls.

Curt "Haha RI Taxpayers" Schilling
Have Dox, Will Travel

Sounds like someone's never written software for Xorg...

http://www.pbfcomics.com/271/

I wonder how religious groups would rationalize something like this?

Musk brand suicide booths have a much higher average user rating than Obamacare suicide booths.

Snap it also doesn't work on ReiserFS.

Why does your comment have such a GNAA troll poster vibe?