The American scientist and polymath Jared Diamond wrote a book, whose title is the solution to dealing with the Natives: "Guns, Germans, and Steel"
You can buy Guns and Steel, but Germans are the difficult one to get in the Beanie Baby set.
Also, German military policy is to only participate in wars which they start themselves.
(Joking aside, the German parliament gets their drawers in a not, with nasty debates, before they export a single H&K MP7 anywhere in the world.)
They also live on the beach and have nothing better to do all day than bitch, moan, and protest shit..
Strange . . . I could swear that you are describing the Greeks. Are you sure that you are really lived in Hawaii, and not Greece . . . ?