Submission + - April 1st to be Extended by 5 Minutes
Rambo Tribble writes: The International Chronometric Authority has announced that this year April 1 will be extended to 24 hours, 5 minutes. This is to accommodate an unprecedented number of practicing fools, this year. As the lead chronometrician is reported to have said, "Fools? We really just have too many. Far more than we can handle in 24 hours."