OK, so all you need is an identical twin gullible enough to drink water given to him by you during a trip you bought for him in NYC.... then you go and assassinate the president after having given your twin Washington DC water to drink while you guzzle NYC water at the scene of the crime. Do a quick getaway and finger your twin. The jury will convict in a new york minute.

You know, a working fission reactor has been done already... I think it's called the "sun". I believe the process goes something like this: 1) Place order for at least 2.0E30 Kg of Hydrogen 2) Wait for UPS/Fedex to deliver to your house 3) Wait for gravity to pull all of this Hydrogen together ..... 4) Profit!

Oh sure, and 99% of people who died of cancer wore underwear.

You were lucky.

We used to dream of paper plates.

Why, when I was a young man, our competitor would buy us out and the european union would step in and block the sale, causing mass layoffs and gutting the company beforehand.

We could aim it at the Moon and then the moon will move out of it's orbit. The moon and moonbase alpha would then wander aimlessly through various plotlines and eventually be canceled.

sorry.

They go to eleven?