Did nobody else lol at this as hard as me? *UPSTART* ... dontcha mean start-up ? FYI:

upstart - Noun : an arrogant or presumptuous person

Correct me if im wrong, but isn't open source supposed to be freely distributed? I noticed that MS isn't talking about maintainable costs here, but "price".

That is probably because you are unfamiliar with linux. It is a very different OS than the ones u are used to.

I suspect there will be a tipping point for *IX at some point in time.

The OS isn't the constraint here, it's the people.

The reason that MS is successful is the same reason why McDonalds is. They dumb it down to the point where any retard can use it.

The consequence is that 40% of all our children are obese, and 90% of all ur bases r belongs to us.

That is certainly true, except maybe in grammer.

The United States should respond by launching *yet another* spy satellite. Design it like an orb, and name it the "Death Star". That should scare em...

Oh and don't forget to have a poll for naming the toilet module, so that it can be called COLBERT.

Im curious to know if they will freeze his brain after he's gone. I mean, the dude's very smart, very famous and very ill. Someone must have considered it..

half way through the first para, I was sure u were talking about Obama..

don't forget lupus

Move more, eat less

+2 internets if u know where ria-leB is

calling a black guy "dark" ? dude, that is just racist..