I'm on Idiot 11.12-curmudgeon, and I think it is the best. Fuck all of what y'all are yousing, are you some kind of fag-whores?

Hello, I'm the google suggestion bot. Did you mean 'shit' ?

You obviously think you are really funny, but I want to give you some honest constructive feedback by telling you that you didn't make me laugh.

Um.... the one does not preclude the existence of the other you know.

And if it helps, the number one cause of obesity in the US is Cars. Because you know, you write off that age old human exercise known as walking to where you are going. I know it may be controversial, but you don't actually have to dress up in spandex in order to stay fit, take it from someone who is rational.

Fuck off, they can find some other way to make money. Or die. Still better than ads.

standardisation... committee... hmm... why are these two word in such close proximity to each other triggering my oxymoron detection algorithm?

Must be a glitch...

That's brilliant. Speaking as someone else, I've always thought of it as 'patronising', but 'highly unnecessary' sums it up completely. Surplus to requirements. Superfluous. Redundant. Inconsequential to the matter at hand. As if it never occurred to the person that one has to understand the real world intimately in order to criticise it in the first place. If only there were some way to make these people realise how stupid they are and they would leave us alone.

Which is defined as Karma, for your convenience.

So it's central then. Right! That's left no ambiguous meaning, well done lads ~:)

I feel I should step in at this point and say that I believe labelling political parties as either right or left wing is about a useful and insightful as labelling them after colours such as 'red' and 'blue'. Once they've managed to dumb it down that much, they may as well be indiscernibly different elite gentleman's clubs secretly in cahoots with each other as they play piggy in the middle.

Oh wait...

Well, I've travelled alot, and I've seen "British Grocery Shops" In far flung places. Holy shit, even one or two Anglican Churches. There's your white ethnic community centre there, fuck face.

Well, I'm British, and I respect your concern for my feelings more than I worry about you insulting our cunt of a government.

I'm just glad we don't have yours... fuck me, that would be awful.

Ah fuck you. English is popular because it is easily transmissible. You who are defending the core of the English language in all its godly perfection are doing it the most damage on the world stage. Any language which uses such thin lines to disambiguate vastly different concepts deserves a kick up the arse to keep it healthy.

Signed

Someone from England, ps stop fucking telling me how to spell my language you colonial peasant.

Cheerios and Brookside?

Don't diss religion, it's given us real time travel that you can actually use! Need to travel to a different year? Just join the corresponding religious movement! I'm in Juche 102, waiting for you guys to catch up to my superiour radio technology in a couple thousand years :P!