Now? Where have you been for the past thirteen years?

Except school boards, obviously.

Moties are way cooler than fish though.

We don't need an FA, we just need a paragraph and ominous wording!

I would wager it's because the important word in that sentence is 'had'.

Because that's how we're going to deal with the Ukrainian crisis.

This is why we have IT security briefings stressing you're not supposed to do this, and software installed on workstations to let us know who plugged what in where and what it did. Most people know they're not to plug personal shiz into DND assets but there's always that one officer.

I can't fathom how it's supposed to be easier and sneakier to dump secret material onto a personal ereader than jamming a USB stick into the computer.

Whenever I drink a $6 cup of coffee I really savour it and enjoy the knowledge that when I get to the bottom, someone's gonna die.

I thought I'd seen somewhere that it was closer to 50%, but that may have just been for North Americans.

Smart watches are coming, in some variety. In the end, they will be far superior then a standard watch.

In what way exactly? Will time be shinier?

An acceptable digital or analog watch with no paired device will cost you even less. Some of us just want to know what time it is.

I'm sorry you're so cranky about having a hard time getting the McCain sticker off of your Corvette.

Fake surgery? Please expand.

Well, I would presume they tested some samples and found traces of penicillin. Now, based on those test results, do you think it'd be appropriate for them to publicly announce every bottle has traces of penicillin?

It's the same with food recalls and why they ask you to return these products; if you bought, say, chicken strips that were subsequently recalled due to possibility of listeria contamination (which just happened here in Canada), are you 100% guaranteed to have a bag of chicken listeria? Of course not. But you're sure as fuck returning it.