We all get an old submarine, paint it yellow and move into that??

Imagine the amazing tan...

10 points!!! Exactly!

Like I said I offered a quick way out of the problem (for the asker OR the askers family, dog, neighbours, their dogs...) I'm flattered out of my guts to have someone as qualified, well-trained and informed as you -my dear to enlighten me on this dark myriad of suggestions of making the world a better palce and interpreting the deep meaning of reading a slashdot story.

Answer remains. Buy a Mac.

Was the question about someones friends and family? Why wasn't that on the topic? You obviously (before suggesting or commenting on that topic) need to download commonsense.exe or visit findyoursenseofhumour.co.uk (I'd give you an US site but they don't make those) also have a look at getovermacbeingexpencive.whatever

I offered a shortcut -buy a Mac. And to be completely honest -I would rather chew my foot off than buy an iPhone.

Look. AVG and Avast have proven their point for quite a long period of time. If the person who posted this question cannot be asked doing the research for themselves and comes here -I'd definately ask them to change the hardware. And not necessarily for an expencive one. It'll spare you the trouble and lots of time (if you don't know it yet you're in for a surprise -Time IS money). Comments on a home security system and car are completely unneccessary.

Always used AVG -even tho I have to admit it has gone a bit crazy lately. My suggestion -get a Mac.

Heh, it's on digg and reddit as well -summer comes early this year :)