I don't remember my 1.5Kbps DSL having high latency.

I turned my wife's smartphone into her own Jitterbug style large print/large icon phone with that app. A tablet using it would be quite easy for your Dad with just a little set up. https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=name.kunes.android.launcher.activity&hl=en

Mind control is control of the mind, not by the mind.

The (somewhat fuzzy) comedic premise of my jest is that all our posts in this thread are entangled and all appear to be the first and only post. Yes, there is a little bit of stretch to get there, but it seems most readers made it there just fine and got their chuckle. Better luck next time.

But only from the point of view of an external god-like observer.

The title of the video really refers to "Don't talk to the cops, ever, UNTIL YOU HAVE LEGAL COUNSEL." One of the points made in the video is that there is plenty of time for facts to come out during the court process and the time to speak is then, not alone to the cops where you are vulnerable to being tripped up. It is not blanket advise to shut up from arrest to sentence.

That's normal. I remember as a child (long before I ever encountered anaglyph glasses of any kind) amusing myself by switching from one eye closed to the other, which would slightly change the tint of what I saw.

It was their decision to redefine "season" that led to the confusion. In reality, they tried to get advertising spread over two years by offering shorter seasons.

This has all the grace of a Balmer temper tantrum.

It has excellent backing skills.

Please. This is a material, and is no more robotic than rubber, which you can also cover a robot with.

Just local enough not to be vaporized but burned too badly to survive long.

I always wanted to know just how dead I was if the local military facilities were nuked during the cold war. Now I know that I would have died in agony.

Nah, it's named Pandora after the crappy planet full of guns in that Gearbox game. THAT Pandora was named after the James Cameron movie.

I always wanted a MSN TV 2 box and now I'll finally be able to afford one!