We heard you like waiting in line so we put a waiting in line game on yo phone so you can play waiting in line while you waiting in line!

But have you paid your windows and office license fee?

Oh stupid yankees how ignorant can you get?!

Of money!

The colleague next desk sucks his thumb so laud that everyone else starts tearing their hair off...

You shut the fuck up stupid gm troll! And go back to your moms' basement

From using red blood cell loaded drugs!!!

What? In Soviet Russia, Jokes tell you!

It pulls too hard and break your thumb? ouch!

M$ still sucks ass!

whatcouldpossiblygowrong. Shit, I ain't gonna let a mouse fuck my wife, be it having my testicle or not!

There's a hole in the bottom of the sea There's a hole in the bottom of the sea There's a hole There's a hole There's a hole in the bottom of the sea There's a speck on the flea on the tail on the frog on the bump on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea There's a speck on the flea on the tail on the frog on the bump on the log on the hole in the bottom of the sea There's a speck There's a speck There's a speck on the flea on the tail on the frog on the bump on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea

Now take a look at my ability set! I can do: eating, drinking, sleeping and having sex! take that you old soft Dickinson! MUHAHAHA

That's so average-joe, everybody can do those!

Americanos: *Stop being self centered jerkys