"My plan for America will build on my spectacularly successful tenure atop Hewlett Packard. Therefore, if selected as president by the board members of the U.S. at A I promise to:

1. Sell California to China, because the state never produced anything of value.
2. Merge the supreme court, the FBI, and NASA, because that's the kind of outside the box thinking this country needs.
3. Focus on our core competence: T-shirt manufacturing. We can out-compete third world countries in this area.
4. After my policies have led the country to the top of Fortune 500, I'll ride my golden parachute to Mars.

Thank you!"

: explorer.

Because the bible tells us the French are a bunch of devil worshiping socialists, our only recourse is mandated "Freedom Roofs", each with eternal flames fed by coal, used electronics, hippies, and any stray French we catch at the borders.

Better dead than green.

of one million.

for this specific reason. Though it looks like Apple may be able to survive the loss of that particular sale.

Seriously though, wireless charging, throwing out cables, is one of those "how did we manage before it" kind of conveniences. I unboxed my phone two years ago and it has never once been connected to a cable.

Those are very small researchers. Or very large ants.

You used to be cool.

scientists will get the the bottom of this.

Federal law supersedes state law. So if the FCC ruling gets blocked (big if), it will require only an executive action. Obama has stated his support for municipal broadband, and demonstrated his capacity for executive action (just like Bush before him.)

If you want to pollute other planets, solar systems, and galaxies with debris, you have to start small by polluting your own orbit.

Thank you for unique legacy.

Meanwhile my real estate developments in Arsenic Valley and Mercury Bay still aren't doing well. Not sure why.

And the cow ran away with the spoon.

"Your job has been terminated."

THAT'S a proxy server