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Comment: Re:Aw yeaaah, bitches! This is MC Mayer, yo! (Score 1) 194

by Snufu (#49532125) Attached to: Yahoo Called Its Layoffs a "Remix." Don't Do That.

We juss gettin' dis corporate remix started, y'all. Lemme bring out mah cronies, homies. 50 cent ain't got nuttin' on these 1 percenters. Give it up for Dr. Downsize and Lady Off. Yeah...both down with OPP! Foshizzle my nepotizzle.

We remixin' all night. My posse is packin' pink slips and escorts off da premizez. Any clockpuncher here past midnight is half off...da payroll.

Comment: Carly's platform (Score 5, Funny) 353

by Snufu (#49366043) Attached to: Former HP CEO Carly Fiorina Near Launching Presidential Bid

"My plan for America will build on my spectacularly successful tenure atop Hewlett Packard. Therefore, if selected as president by the board members of the U.S. at A I promise to:

1. Sell California to China, because the state never produced anything of value.
2. Merge the supreme court, the FBI, and NASA, because that's the kind of outside the box thinking this country needs.
3. Focus on our core competence: T-shirt manufacturing. We can out-compete third world countries in this area.
4. After my policies have led the country to the top of Fortune 500, I'll ride my golden parachute to Mars.

Thank you!"

"Consequences, Schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich." -- Looney Tunes, Ali Baba Bunny (1957, Chuck Jones)