Where do I send my check?
We juss gettin' dis corporate remix started, y'all. Lemme bring out mah cronies, homies. 50 cent ain't got nuttin' on these 1 percenters. Give it up for Dr. Downsize and Lady Off. Yeah...both down with OPP! Foshizzle my nepotizzle.
We remixin' all night. My posse is packin' pink slips and escorts off da premizez. Any clockpuncher here past midnight is half off...da payroll.
Well played, Lucas.
to the girls and boys why they have been separated?
Among bureaucratic institutions, school boards are uncannily consistent in choosing the worst of several policy directions. Fortunately their decisions are not important or anything.
Unsavory, villainous, disreputable roles (e.g. Richard III, Lady Macbeth, Iago) are highly coveted by serious actors and the results are often gripping, fascinating, illuminating and entertaining. Heroes are boring.
The Segway was framed.
Company valuation went over a cliff.
they use iPhones for toilet paper.
Its always 90 minutes or less until bedtime.
We prefer to called: "Coolness challenged entities"
You insensitive clod.
Look at the US. It took less time to bread out intelligence.
Intelligence is the yeast of our problems.
than in a red state.
"My plan for America will build on my spectacularly successful tenure atop Hewlett Packard. Therefore, if selected as president by the board members of the U.S. at A I promise to:
1. Sell California to China, because the state never produced anything of value.
2. Merge the supreme court, the FBI, and NASA, because that's the kind of outside the box thinking this country needs.
3. Focus on our core competence: T-shirt manufacturing. We can out-compete third world countries in this area.
4. After my policies have led the country to the top of Fortune 500, I'll ride my golden parachute to Mars.