When they escape, they'll have plenty of time as they'll be escaping along with chunkettes of their growth medium, containing the synthetic amino acids they need. As the bacteria grows the concentration of synthetic amino acids will decrease relative to population, creating the pressure to adapt to not need it. Further, no pressure is necessary for an effective change to come about - all specialization is random, and it sticks around if it is not detrimental.

You're assuming the lab is perfectly clean and the modified bacteria and synthetic amino acids are perfectly contained.
None of those things are true. They are all false.
And such changes don't take place "slowly" in bacteria because bacteria churn through "many generations" rapidly.

Then you have to invent a new material to make the transmitter out of.
Then you have to increase the power in case someone uses that material to block your signal.
Then you have to invent a new material to make the transmitter out of.

This. Look up any software / IT service sales page and answer these 3 questions.

What is it called?
What does it do?
How much does it cost?

If you can't answer those questions, you don't want to buy the product.

If you wish to make a website from scratch, you must first invent the universe.

Nope.
Plenty of things from CPUs/GPUs to add-in cards will trigger the authentication check to fail.
The license never specifies what a "device" is. The closest you'll get to specific licensing language is with their server software and the distinction of CPUs by core and by socket.

Define "device".
Upgrade the CPU in your old desktop and your free, lifetime license will go out the ...
In the past they had the option to call a toll-free number and simply state that it's the same device and they'd give you the reauthorization key. I've used it and it's painless. But there's no reason to believe that that option will be offered in perpetuity.

The law is blatantly unconstitutional.

This.
Alt coins are almost always premined - the people trying to get you to use them and trade them have a massive pile in their name.

Inflation is neither necessary nor desirable.

I don't even have to ask about the premine to know that this is a scaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam.

So it actually gets seen.

So very wrong.
A 40 MP sensor (which yields less than 40 million pixels of output) won't even get 1200 DPI on a 8"x5" print.

Yup.
No cop is gonna side with a glasshole.

You talk about people who are "mis-informed" or "lying".
You link to HuffPo.

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