My main problem is that, if they're anything like the people I've had to work with, they won't call in until it's so bad they need a clean OS install anyway and then the call will probably turn into a long conversation about back up options for their documents and files(some of which are probably infected and will rape the new install soon enough).

Unfortunately none of those calling in will be following the one step solution; stop going to German porn sites on a windows box.

Oh, Players Handbook; you're such a card

and its lame cousin; gestalt.

Good thing we never, ever declare war on anyone anymore.

You, my friend, would love Earth Hive. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aliens:_Earth_Hive It has everything you listed; including the homeworld part.

No therapists in my guild without at least a 3k gear score; if these guys are going to "help" players they may as well help with their guild progression ;)

If you feel strongly enough about this, send him a message; let him know how you feel about it. And if you're like me, you'll let him know how much you appreciate that he has some balls. http://dodd.senate.gov/index.php?q=node/3128&cat=Opinion