Comment Re:No, it's $9 - Actual Reply to US Craigslist Pos (Score 2, Interesting) 844
Monday, my employee could not make it to the office due to a fever.
Tuesday, my employee showed up for work at 9am, but the power went out at noon, and the whole office was given the rest of the day off.
Wednesday, as my employee was driving to work, he got in a motorcycle accident, and did not come into the office.
Thursday, my employee worked a full 8 hour day, but did not `git commit` anything, did not email me about his status, and did not, apparently, get anything done.
Friday, my employee was lost in a flood. His manager called me to explain that, while she has no idea where my employee is right now, she's going out into the flood, personally, to search for him.