They CAN test for LSD, but they have to do a specialized test for it. Apparently they are supposed to protect the urine samples from heat, light, and magnetic fields, too.

It depends on what jurisdiction you're in...

LSD worked for Francis Crick and Kary Mullis... They both won Nobel Prizes for their discoveries that they came up with while under the influence of LSD. Francis Crick for the structure of DNA, and Kary Mullis for the PCR - (Polymerase Chain Reaction) technique.

This is absolutely true. Where I live, when I try to cross the street, I will have drivers ACCELERATE as if they are trying to hit me while I'm crossing. It is ALWAYS the expensive cars that do it, and it's the ones heading up the road to the rich neighborhoods.

Facebook ALWAYS behaves strangely. Several times a week, my account "vanishes" where I can't login, and nobody can see me. I've had them defriend people on my behalf. I've had them block people on my behalf. I've had other people be blocked from responding to messages. They have never given any explanation the dozens of times I've reported problems.

Also, don't ask about breakfast... Don't even bring it up. (No idea why, it's in the "tour rider")

I'm surprised at how many companies and employees do NOT realize that it is against the law to have policies that prevent discussion of pay. It has been since 1935! The Fair Labor Standards Act was passed in 1935!

And yet nearly everyone I know works at a company with this policy in place.

(And you just stated the main evidence that this is a joke.)

If the FBI is watching everyone who has "shown interest" so closely, they would realize this is mostly a joke for most people.

I seriously believe that a good majority of them are just trolling.

Why not? Police are ALREADY doing extrajudicial executions, then getting "suspended with pay", investigated by their colleagues, and cleared of any wrongdoing, under "qualified immunity."

At least the military has a "valid" reason for using lethal force.

I'm pretty sure that most of the people signed up to "storm area 51" realize it's all a big joke.

I feel sorry for the small minority who will probably actually try to do this.

Never again! And since they never ACTUALLY hired me or even paid me a dime, I'm going to consider it null and void.

I was offered a job, and made to sign a non-compete. They then didn't actually hire me. Since I was never ACTUALLY hired (2+ years later they are claiming they are still waiting on funding), that invalidates it, doesn't it?

Wasn't MX Player doing this 5-6+ years ago already...?