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Comment Re:No teeth in the law (Score 1) 288

I'm seeing a lot of posts about how watching broadcast TV is...stupid...but I do like...suffering through a lot of deafening ads.

I think you've just confirmed the reasons why so many people see broadcast TV as "old-school", and those who flagellate themselves in front of it as slightly north of insane.

Comment Re:I want the "cloud" term to DIE. (Score 1) 152

"The cloud" just means you're putting all of that data on hard drives owned someone else you don't know.

I wish I could mod you higher than +5. The title of this article could be accurately rewritten as, "45% of All the Server purchasers are complete, unmitigated, fucking morons."

Comment The Article Is Self-Contradicting (Score 3, Informative) 295

I started reading the article linked to in, "start counting at zero", and stopped halfway through. I feel sorry for anyone who reads that article, but isn't a programmer (hell, even if they are programmers), as it is self-contradictory crap:

From the article:

Itâ(TM)s not about [pointer math] because pointers and structs didnâ(TM)t exist....So I found [the person who originally decided to start array indices at zero] and asked him [why he started array indices at zero].

Then the father of zero-index arrays said:

...if p is a pointer p+1 is a pointer to the next word after the one p points to.

He then goes on to admit that zero-index arrays are the most efficient means of calculating memory addresses, and brushes aside his self-contradictions by saying that the "why" is more important than the "how".

Which means, as should be obvious to everyone, that zero indices are the most natural way to express pointer arithmetic; internally to your language runtime if your language doesn't support pointers, or externally if pointers are programmer-facing.

The author of this article needs to brush up on computer fundamentals before self-publishing his absurd opinion pieces on computer fundamentals. Zero-index arrays are "conventional programming wisdom" because they have always been the easiest way to calculate memory addresses.

Comment Re:My best advice: ***AVOID INKJETS*** !!! (Score 1) 381

If I could moderate you above 5, I would. I bought a cheap color laser printer (Samsung CLP 550N) several years ago, (eight, I think) and printed many pages on the starter cartridges that came with the printer. My printing was sporadic, though, so the starter cartridges lasted me for years before I had to replace them.

Color laser is the way to go. Ink jets need to be trashed.

Comment Re:Clickbait (Score 3, Insightful) 196

You knew what was going on when you went into the project.

While true, Apple still carries a large amount of responsibility for locking people into its marketplace prison. If sideloading were an option, people could still get by without Apple's (or the Chinese Government's) consent.

That being said, I find it really, really hard to sympathize with Apple customers when they get burned over and over again without learning their lesson. It's like Homer (or was it Bart?) Simpson touching the hot stove: "doh!"..."doh!"..."doh!"....

Comment Re:The real story (Score 1) 201

Ignoring all the florian-spew

That's an excellent visual, and highly accurate. Everyone can safely ignore this article, as it comes from fosspatents (Florian's anti-FOSS website). You can safely assume that nothing in the article is even remotely true; except, perhaps, that Samsung, Nokia, and Apple are real companies.

Comment Re:Sounds plausible (Score 5, Insightful) 233

My poop already comes out black and tarry. Turning it into crude oil is the next logical step.

While your comment was humorous, it isn't what made me laugh. That honor went to the realization that there were Slashdot moderators who thought, "Wow, that's useful information; I'm going to mark that as informative!" What's even funnier than that is that there was more than one moderator who had the same thought.

The only thing I can say to those moderators is, "Here's your sign."

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