Warning? Or threatening?

You say tomato ...

Pixie dust is odorless and colorless (so it won't aggravate your parents), and has the added advantage of not requiring fans (it disperses itself and stays suspending in the air). Finally, a tiny bit goes a long, long way, (so it's way cheaper). One thing that takes getting used to, though, is everyone being in a great mood. And finding a source is fairly difficult -- but worth it. :)

There can be only ONE!

Ah, but this was in the days of the Apple ][, for which anyone who ever did any any graphics programming would know that the location of a pixel (i.e., next to which other pixel) could affect the color. So, in a certain limited sense, the shape WAS the color.

I tend to agree with Dan East above, that this was probably Woz's speaking style.

Perhaps the only way, for some...

Finally, some positive news about Google. Let's see how they muck it up now.

Perhaps, but they may not be real women.

No, I think an enemy would definitely notice one of these.

Fixed that for you

If you haven't seen this animation, you should: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL7yD-0pqZg

This is circa July 2010 when iPhone 4 was just coming out.

Not totally random, my friend with one discovered the hard way. It takes a vigorous shake of the phone followed by a wiping motion with screen pressure.

I got a nice anti-glare plastic screen protector for my Motorola Droid phone, which is very resistant to fingerprints and smudges, Hard to imagine such things won't be also available for the more popular tablets, eventually.

Here's such an actual list: I’m Under Arrest for What? Fifty Bizarre U.S. Laws