If the solution even requires a generic... I went in for bronchitis, and I came out with a prescription for a generic antibiotic, and a prescription for Prilosec. When I looked it up later, it turned out to be a medication for heartburn! I also noticed that the logo was the same as the big, purple button on the lapel of the doctor's labcoat. :/

Funny mouse cursor?

My take on it was:

REALTOR: We'll sell this historic land for $1.6 million dollars
CONDO BUILDER: I'll buy that
REALTOR: Do you want us to demolish this historic site also?
MUSEUM BUILDER: Oh hell no! $2 million!

I take it he was 7 when he started?

My son came back from his classes in favor of a second term for Bush. It didn't really matter because he was 5.

It used to be the treatment for depression and bipolar disorder, but IIRC, the long-term health effects from regular consumption are devastating. It's still possible to get a prescription, but not with ease.

I think it's time for that trip to Madagascar...

The Hydrogen atom is fairly well explored, and has a nucleic charge of +e, while the electron orbiting it has a charge of -e. As the electron becomes excited, it moves farther away from the nucleus until it is finally ionized.

In more complex atom, such as Rubidium, you have a nucleic charge of +37e, and 37 electrons with a charge of -e surrounding it. When observed from a distance, these add to a net charge of 0, making it neutral.

If you are able to excite the outermost electron of an atom, the electron will move very far away from the nucleus, such that the nucleus and the other electrons are close together compared to the distance between the excited electron and the nucleus. From this outer electron's perspective, the other parts of the atom combine to form a net charge of +e. With a charge of -e orbiting a charge of +e, this atom will behave like a Hydrogen atom. This is a Rydberg atom.

What they have done is make a molecule out of two Rydberg atoms made from Rubidium. This should be similar to two Hydrogen atoms making a H2 molecule. Very excited electron energies are unstable and have very brief lifetimes, so it's unusual that the entire molecule would have lasted for 18us.

I tested it and it turns out German beer is 100% carbon dioxide!

In America, at least, we usually just keep adding syllables until it not only sound right, but it makes us sound super smart.

Try "executivizing"

17% is completely healthy. In fact, most health professionals recommend a target BF% of 16%. Essentially, it breaks down like this:
05%BF: Essential fats; don't go below this
10%BF: Athletic range;
20%BF: Healthy range; with a 16% optimum
25%BF: Overfat; but not considered horrible
>25%BF: Obese

(For women, the numbers are 8%,17%,25%, and 30%, with an optimum of 20%)

Who is us and how can we stop them?

Oh wow, so before video games people used to play with pieces of lumber? :D

I like how you felt the need to provide a wikipedia link, just in case we wouldn't know what that was.

Now if you'll excuse me, I think I hear some kids on my lawn.