Google has stolen not just patented ideas
So now I can patent the bare ideas?
Microsoft's PowerPoint is perhaps the best known and most hated of the slide presentation programs out there
Seriously? How do you know that? I mean, you could not like presentations or even meetings, but as far as I know PP does what it has to do.
Stories will incorporate the highest natalieportman rated socially and mathematically guaranteeing the best story possible
That could work out well. C'mon people, it's hard to do April fool's jokes these days, at least the tried something.
"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come." --Matt Groening