Well, you should stop hating, it's no good for your heart. I don't buy Sony hardware anymore (except for gaming stuff ) because the quality of their products has decreased dramatically these last years. But I have to admit that the PS (portable and "desktop") is a neat piece of hardware, despite of their stupid content delivery policies and stuff like making proprietary memory cards for the PS Vita. PS is a classical example of good engineering and broken management.
A friend of mine told me recently that he got one by putting his laptop on hibernation while the peripherals were still connected. He disconnected them while in hibernation, and then woke the system up again.
he/she gets lucky and also picks the right people to do the real work
Well, apparently that's harder than it seems.
it's not meant to be used to tell you the time
Then they shouldn't call them watches.
For some reason I read "IPv6-resistant".
I found specially funny the possibility of facing EMZ (Evil Magic Zombies)
I'm totally for Overcharging Olinguito, it'd be onerously cute.
I hope Turkish FB and YT users use this time to read a book.
There's another (minor) reason to prefix variables with $: That way you can use "reserved" words as variable or field names, say $class, $abstract, etc.
In your next joke, please consider using better quality products.
I'd buy it.... as soon as it's supported by Cyanogenmod.