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Comment Re:I'm sedentary (Score -1) 122

Don't make up any excuses for being a lazy, misshapen tub o' lard. You're a fatso, you're ugly, you're malformed and you reek of stale sweat. Your obscenely distorted body is a gross heap of flaccid flesh, with infected sores festering between the flabs of sweaty, yellowish skin. When you're sitting, your weight threatens to break apart the reinforced chair that should support that pathetic monstruosity that is you, when you "walk", you trundle along on shortened, bent, stubby little legs that look like a Talidomide-generated nightmare. You're probably the inspiration for the DOOM 2 mancubus. Douse yourself on gasoline and set yourself on fire, now.

Comment All a matter of niches (Score -1) 584

If you own firearms that are for sporting use (target shooting, hunting and so on) such a device would be understandable. However, one would have to explain why those weapons aren't locked up. On the other hand, any weapon that is meant for self defence must be brought to use in the shortest time possible and should the device fail-safe, then the weapon would fail-deadly for its owner. Besides, if the technology requires a signal to be transmitted, then it can be jammed. No thanks. You can put them on police or military firearms so gang members or insurgents can't use them but that's all. Now fuck off, all of you. You're ugly and your breath stinks.

Comment Re:OMGPWNIES (Score -1) 201

Does your el crapo smartphone camera come equipped with an optical zoom lens or a proper tele when you want to take pictures of video happening at a distance or beyond a physical limit? No, it doesn't. You will have to get near by, which may not be possible. Your el crapo smartphone camera also lacks manual settings for lens aperture and shutter speed. It's the digital world equivalent of el crapo fixed lens cheapozoid pocket cameras from the late film eras. You can take some worthy pictures with them - provided you're not a talentless loserboy which you most certainly are - but they lack flexibility which is what sets real cameras apart from el crapo smartphone cameras.

Comment Re:Like most governments... (Score -1) 52

Don't pick the wrong targets: there are plenty of government/private drone workers and they have spares. The thing they have not spares for are the aforementioned "big shot" and their family. Target those. All the money in the world cannot bring them back from the dead, and more importantly they cannot buy new heirs to their fortune and power. Once their bloodlines are extinct, it's over for them.

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