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Comment Re:We all know the ideal language has two function (Score 5, Funny) 878

You obviously aren't paid by the hour to write java code, or else you'd have come up with something like:

ThreadFactory.getInstance().setExecutionTarget(new Runnable(){ public void run (doWhatIWant() }).addExecutionObserver(ExcecutionItemObserverFactory.getInstance()).start()

Which is much more "enterprise ready" than yours.

Comment Re:lol (Score 1) 690

Beer still takes a lot of work and equipment... Weed is virtually the only drug that requires no infrastructure

You can make beer by putting sugary water and yeast into a bucket. You'll certainly end up with a substandard product. The same goes for growing weed. You can put a seed in soil and it will probably grow. If you want better and or quicker results, you can invest a lot of effort and equipment.

Comment Re:What the!? (Score 1) 373

They're seriously comparing phones that lose signal with a standard grip to phones where hold the phone with both hands deliberately trying to cover the antenna and pretend the result is somehow meaningful?

Did you watch the video? They were also testing jelly doughnuts and papper bunnies. So I think that the seriousness might be up for debate.

Submission + - Swedish Pirate Party Launches ISP (sydsvenskan.se) 1

WillDraven writes: Torrentfreak is reporting that The Swedish Pirate Party has launched an ISP. Starting with 100 residents in the housing organization LKF (Swedish) in the city of Lund, Pirate ISP hopes to gain 5% of the market in Lund before spreading to other markets. Headed by longtime Pirate Party member Gustav Nipe, seen giving an English interview about the ISP here, the company aims to provide internet service with the sort of guarantees one would expect from the Pirate Party. Most notable of these are the promises to keep no logs of subscriber activity and provide no data to law enforcement or private corporations. The original Swedish report on Sydsvenskan can be found here.

Submission + - Has the Higgs Boson been discovered by LHC rival? (engadget.com)

mknewman writes: The Tevatron — located at the Fermi National Accelerator Laboratory in Batavia, Illinois — has been furiously searching for the particle which would help to explain the origins of mass in the universe — and it looks like they might have found it. A rumor has been swirling about recently that the found particle is a "three-sigma," meaning that it's got a 99.7 percent statistical likelihood of being correct — but the lab itself has yet to confirm or deny. The Tevatron, which was completed 27 years ago, is the second largest accelerator in the world (after the LHC) and it's expected to be retired once the CERN facility is fully operational.

Submission + - Data Center Containers Going Mainstream (datacenterknowledge.com)

1sockchuck writes: Data center containers are evolving beyond their "data center in a box" roots and emerging as core building blocks in modular data center designs that are gaining traction with providers. Microsoft said today that customers will be able to run private Windows Azure containers, while last week UK's Colt launched a modular design that can deliver an on-premises data hall in 4 months. Datapod and Bladeroom are also offering container-driven designs that are factory-built, assembled on site and far more flexible than the original Sun Blackbox concept.

Comment Re:Variety is the spice of life (Score 1) 105

And if we were still using the old version number format, and devfs had been removed in 2.7.13 or 2.8.0 rather than 2.6.13, you still would not be able to upgrade to that version or later until you'd removed your requirement for devfs.

Yes, but if the new features were going into 2.7.x instead of 2.6.x, you'd not need to worry as much about upgrading to 2.6.latest in order to get the latest bugfixes, as Hatta was asking about above.

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