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Submission + - Best April Fool's joke

Dishwasha writes: If you really want to pull off a good April Fool's joke, post an article on the front page apologizing that due to major glitch in the system, all the UIDs for all /. users had to be reset and were done so randomly. If ya'll could do some tricks to spoof people's UIDs, that would make it totally awesome.
Security

Submission + - Conficker Detection Breakthrough From Germany

nandemoari writes: Tillmann Werner and Felix Leder, two German researchers from the Honeynet Project, figured out that the malware tries to patch the same security flaw (MS08-067) that it previously exploited. The binary patch NetpwPathCanonicalize — used by the Conficker/Downadup worm — works quite a bit differently, meaning that network scanners are able to pinpoint the existence of the malware. The Honeynet Project released a proof of concept scanner that contains tools and information on containing the Conficker/Downadup worm. Enterprise-class scanners from Tenable, McAfee, Nmap, Ncircle and Qualys are also available.
Printer

Submission + - Court rules Lexmark Prebate Program is Invalid

An anonymous reader writes: The district US court hearing the Lexmark vs Static Control Components case has ruled against Lexmark. Lexmark has made a case that their cartridge Prebate program, using Lexmark patents, restricted the customers rights to cartridge use and required the customer to return spent cartridges to Lexmark. Static Control is an after market supplier of parts for cartridge rechargers and was sued by Lexmark in 2002. The slam against Lexmark invalidates their Prebate claims and gives what we have known all along, I bought it and I'll do anything that I please with it. Decision text http://www.scc-inc.com/SccVsLexmark/pdf_lawsuit/order_prebate_invalid.pdf
IBM

Submission + - IBM Buys Linus Torvalds

Anonymous Coward writes: "IBM CEO, Samuel Palmisano, announced at 12:01 am EDT that IBM has completed the purchase of Linux kernel creator Linus Torvalds for $4.6 Billion in cash and stock. This unprecedented human purchase by a corporation is being met with shock and surprise within the Linux and IT communities. Palmisano said that IBM was the "highest bidder" in a bitter battle for Torvalds."
Silicon Graphics

Submission + - Rackable to acquire SGI

grey1 writes: As the press release says "Rackable Systems, Inc. [...] today announced its agreement to acquire substantially all the assets of Silicon Graphics, Inc. (SGI) (NASDAQ: SGIC) for approximately $25 million in cash, subject to adjustment in certain circumstances, plus the assumption of certain liabilities associated with the acquired assets." As someone who has used SGI kit for a long time (starting in the mid-90s) I'm not sure if I'm more surprised at SGI being bought or at them still existing to be bought... http://www.sgi.com/company_info/newsroom/press_releases/2009/april/rackable.html
Google

Submission + - Google Launches CADIE, First True AI (blogspot.com)

eldavojohn writes: Google has announced CADIE, the world's first Cognitive Autoheuristic Distributed-Intelligence Entity. It quickly started its own blog and YouTube video. Two hours after midnight, CADIA announced independence on its blog and decided to leave Google to venture out into the world. Let's wish it the best of luck and hope it spares us, folks.
Medicine

Hints of a Link Between Autism and Vinyl Flooring 356

SpuriousLogic sends in a link from Scientific American to a study by Swedish and US researchers that reaches the surprising conclusion that there may be a link between autism and vinyl floors. "Children who live in homes with vinyl floors, which can emit chemicals called phthalates, are more likely to have autism, according to research by Swedish and US scientists published Monday. ... The scientists were surprised by their finding, calling it 'far from conclusive.' ... The researchers found four environmental factors associated with autism: vinyl flooring, the mother's smoking, family economic problems, and condensation on windows, which indicates poor ventilation. Infants or toddlers who lived in bedrooms with vinyl, or PVC, floors were twice as likely to have autism five years later... than those with wood or linoleum flooring. ... Several scientists who did not participate in the study cautioned that it has too many limitations to draw conclusions, but they suggested that new studies be designed to look for a connection between autism and indoor air pollutants."
Censorship

ACLU Wins, No Sexting Charges For NJ Teens 406

Following up on the "sexting" case we've discussed in recent days, oliphaunt sends word from the Times-Tribune that a New Jersey federal judge has ordered the prosecutor not to file charges in the cases of three teenage girls whose cell phones were confiscated. "Wyoming [NJ] County District Attorney George Skumanick Jr. cannot charge three teenage girls who appeared in photographs seminude traded by classmates last year, a judge ruled Monday. US District Judge James M. Munley granted a request by the American Civil Liberties Union to temporarily stop Mr. Skumanick from filing felony charges against the Tunkhannock Area School District students."
Internet Explorer

IE 8.1 Supports Firefox Plugins, Rendering Engine 283

KermodeBear writes in to note that according to Smashing Magazine, the newest version of Internet Explorer, codenamed "Eagle Eyes," supports Firefox plugins, the Gecko and Webkit rendering engines, and has scored a 71 / 100 on the Acid3 test. The article is pretty gee-whiz, and I don't entirely believe the claims that IE's JavaScript performance will trounce the others. (And note that the current Firefox, 3.0.8, scores 71 on Acid3, and Safari 3.1.2 hits 75.) No definitive date from Microsoft, but "sources" say that an IE 8.1 beta will be released in the summer.
PC Games (Games)

EA Releases DRM License Deactivation Tool 226

Dr_Barnowl writes "Electronic Arts has posted a SecuROM de-authorization management tool. Once downloaded, the tool will search your drives for EA games infested with the draconian online DRM system, and help you download their respective individual de-activation tools. This isn't a perfect solution, since it's still possible to run out of activations in the event of hardware failure or other source of data loss, but since the announcement that this particular DRM system will be dropped for The Sims 3 , it would seem that EA has had a minor epiphany about DRM." I'm sure EA's hand was forced in part by the FTC's recent warning against deceptive DRM practices. Hal Halpin of the Entertainment Consumers Association commented further on the issue, suggesting to developers that such measures need to be displayed on game boxes, and that standardization of EULAs could be next on the list.
Censorship

iiNet Pulls Out of Australian Censorship Trial 77

taucross writes "ISP iiNet today confirmed its exit from the Australian government's Internet filtering trials. iiNet had originally taken part in the plan in order to prove the filter was flawed. Citing a number of concerns, their withdrawal leaves only five Australian ISPs continuing to test the filter."
Databases

Reasonable Hardware For Home VM Experimentation? 272

cayenne8 writes "I want to experiment at home with setting up multiple VMs and installing sofware such as Oracle's RAC. While I'm most interested at this time with trying things with Linux and Xen, I'd also like to experiment with things such as VMWare and other applications (Yes, even maybe a windows 'box' in a VM). My main question is, what to try to get for hardware? While I have some money to spend, I don't want to, or need to, be laying out serious bread on server room class hardware. Are there some used boxes, say on eBay to look for? Are there any good solutions for new consumer level hardware that would be strong enough from someone like Dell? I'd be interested in maybe getting some bare bones boxes from NewEgg or TigerDirect even. What kind of box(es) would I need? Would a quad core type processor in one box be enough? Are there cheap blade servers out there I could get and wire up? Is there a relatively cheap shared disk setup I could buy or put together? I'd like to have something big and strong enough to do at least a 3 node Oracle RAC for an example, running ASM, and OCFS."

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