Especially considering one of the lyrics to the song is "I don't wanna talk to no scientist; ya'll motherfuckers lying and getting me pissed." They know there are educated explanations for rainbows and making babies--they may even know what they are--but it's just anti-religious elitism worth ignoring. Let them have their magical magnets. Any fans that take it that seriously probably weren't going to go on to be the next Gauss anyway.

Have you any idea how difficult it is to harvest your crops in only 30 hours a week?

Like what? An operating system? A web browser? An office suite? Help me out here.

Oh sweet. iPhone supports Google Voice now? And it runs in the background? Nice!

Oh wait, you must mean the functions that Apple decides are essential to me...too bad I still have a mind of my own and the ability to decide what I do and don't need. I guess I'll stick with Android until that changes due to stroke, lobotomy, etc.

Fix'd for you.

-1 Troll in 5...4...3...

Slap an Apple logo on it and watch it hit the front page of /.