Madness and intelligence are actually exclusive
I take it you don't have much experience working in the mental health sector. Some of those crazies are very highly intelligent. A general rule is that is takes a certain amount of intelligence to have a serious mental illness.
Yeah I'm sure that place that has summer daytime temperatures over 123F/50C
Too right we don't need cooling. A real man doesn't need cooling, just hand him a couple of stubbies of VB and he gets on with the job.
What would you suggest to replace it with? A language designed by the company with the worst remote exploits in history?
Ah yes, a poke at Microsoft, a deflection tactic I've seen from many Java programmers since this Log4j exploit showed its head. Yes Microsoft a company so homogenous, who's workers are all so in lockstep, that the coding style present in the operating system called Windows from the 1990s and early 2000s, is reflected in the Office products and developer tools in the year 2022. What an amazing bunch of people they must be, all helping each other out, the programmers of old passing down all of their knowledge to the programmers of new. One big happy family across all of their divisions. If only other companies where like this.
Personally I prefer C++ and CUDA code that runs on hardware that I spec up myself for dedicated tasks, but I'm lucky that those jobs come my way often (btw putting down Java is a common hobby for C++ people, that should have been a clue). I have a hard on for high performance close to the metal code. Yes C# programming is necessary for higher level stuff. Javascript is an evil I endure sometimes, mostly I can steer people away from that. But you can choose whatever pays your bills.
d) the vulnerability is not Java, but a very specific set of libraries. In this case: log4j.
The vulnerability is related to jndi, which is a bit of a java thing you know. There will be more of these. Here's one to get you started. https://jfrog.com/blog/the-jnd...
And yeah, people run programs that are dependent on Java. The solution that seems to have gone over your head is you replace them with functionally equivalent programs that aren't dependent on Java. Funny enough I'm doing semi automated conversion this week to C# for a customer.
erase drive with DoD 5220.22-M, unplug computer, then burry it 20ft of cement in undisclosed location
You sound like one of clients who stated that if the work we do is stolen then it is worse than if we hadn't done the work at all. I was opting for a more subtle approach. Many of my clients have quite happily removed Java from all their systems and are reaping the benefits, particularly in the finance sector.
Android has this. Dark blue = RCS message, light blue = sms message.
I know when I'm messaging an iPhone user because it's light blue
That's awesome, so now you can know when the other person is looking down on you for being an Android user.
To write good code is a worthy challenge, and a source of civilized delight. -- stolen and paraphrased from William Safire