Teslas are wonderful in warm weather and in places where people drive no more than a couple of hundred miles per day,
Given that the maximum speed limit is around 55 mph, your average speed will be no more than 40 mph so 200 mph per day means 5 hours of driving per day, at a minimum. Add to that an 8 hours workday, 8 hours of sleep and you end up with just 3 hour left for breakfast, lunch, diner and everything else you have to fit in the day. That's how contrived your "Teslas are unfit scenario" is.
Also EV cars are very popular in Sweden which is not known for its warm weather. So your "warm weather" only argument is also bunk. Same with the "lots of time to sit around charging" arguments: Teslas can regain over 60% of their autonomy in under 20 minutes.
The only argument that's somewhat valid is carrying / pulling cargo. But isn't that what pickups are for? And as we all know pickups are not cars which is how they evade the pollution regulations, right? That means they're not impacted by the 2035 ban on ICE cars. And in any case, you're also ignoring the Cybertruck, the F150-Lightning, and making the assumption that EV cars will be no better 12 years from now, totally ignoring the progress seen in the past decade.
Wondering why people would react in a hostile way. Because you make arguments in bad faith. That's why.