Cough ... Cough ... what's that you say? No my seeds aren't patented I just took a huge toke.

"spreading religious hatred on the Internet" -> "spreading religious (freedom/opinions) on the Internet"

Specifically in remote, rural areas seem to suffer the same fate. GIT ER DUN!

100K patients diagnosed as terminal. Thanks for playing.

In all seriousness though the data collection for this would call for some crazy data crunching which this system seems to do well.

My first thought was that they captured the man from Tunisia on fire in this image.

How many people lose their phones due to drunken bar attendance? So I second the accident and add that they are drunks.

Guess you have not been to NY?

Here in Cali I have seen many red light cameras taken down as well across different cities. Although I never researched the reasoning behind it.

iWipes anyone?

Waste paper replacement! Now that would just be absurd.

I morph the name when I am on the jon, "Angry Turds". Too bad there wasn't a theme to coincide with the name change.

C++ is over-rated ... we used VB as well and it's the bestest EVAR (shreeeeeek, music stops) /runs for cover

Not to mention that if you just jump out of the loop, the software state is probably (in most cases) invalid anyhow. Not that you are any worse off then just leaving it hung, but killing the process will most likely still be required unless it's a well written threaded app of sorts, but we probably wouldn't be having this discussion if that was the case now anyway right?

You might be missing a variable ??? ...
If ... X (% of women) + Y (% of men) + Z (% of other [transgender / lack thereof ???]) = 100%, then Y = 100% - Z - 42% = 58% - Z, and Z = 100% - 42% - X = 58% - X
... just sayin'

What no one sees is that we are no longer in the middle east for oil, its sand we are after. Sand makes glass, and we want to use it more, so that our technological advancements in glass tech will remain cheap, we will remain in middle east long after oil is gone. I have no basis for this argument, it just sounded good.

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