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Comment Re:Bad Watson! Don't make me wash your mouth- (Score 1) 254

- out with soap!

It seems that Watson learned some bad words when IBM turned it on to the Urban Dictionary.

The alternative would be Watson talking about things like "The Shocker" (Google it, but not at work) - which would probably creep most of us out.

Comment Re:I saw faster screening at Orlando (Score 2) 163

Time/money/value decisions are something you make dozens of every day.

Exactly. As noted in the movie Volunteers

  • Chung Mee: Speed is important in business. Time is money.
  • Lawrence Bourne III: You said opium was money.
  • Chung Mee: Money is money.
  • Lawrence Bourne III: Well then, what is time again?

Comment Re:The larger question is... (Score 1) 712

Most CEO's do not make $20,000,000. Only a sliver of the very best and top bankers who have proven to make 10x that to their employers.

While certainly not "most", I'm having trouble defining Jamie Dimon as "the very best":

Fined Billions, JPMorgan Chase Will Give Dimon a Raise
http://dealbook.nytimes.com/20...

Sure, he got his pay docked by 1/2 to $11.5M for the bank's bad behavior - while he was at the helm - but then gets a a raise to (reportedly) $20M because, "Mr. Dimon should be rewarded for his stewardship of the bank during such a difficult period." -- a difficult period in which, again, he was at the helm.

Nothing but a boys club, patting each other on the back for screwing over the little people and the regulators...

Comment Re:tl;dr (Score 1) 712

I suspect that a simple change such as requiring a bank be contained to just the state their HQ is located ...

Technically that would be Delaware for most (all?) banks, though those offices tend to be just shells for taxes/litigation. But I get your point for really big national banks, like BofA, and combined investment/savings banks. There are already smaller regional banks, like SunTrust, as well as state/local banks, which are *not* too big to fail.

Comment Re:Manufacturer Interest (Score 1) 305

The *manufacturer* has a vested interest in making sure your car has a safety update...

That's adorable. The manufacturer has a vested interested if the recall/update costs exceed the projected liability costs from wrongful death/injury suits and/or negative publicity / shareholder response. /cynical

Every manufacturer will switch to auto-upgrades when the first one loses a massive tort case over failure to auto-upgrade.

That simply will not happen - or not in any of our lifetimes (which, of course, may be determined by the lack of auto-update...)

Comment The larger question is... (Score 2, Insightful) 712

... how much money does someone really need? I'm not against Capitalism, but seriously, does one person really need $100 million, or even $20 million as an (semi?) annual salary or bonus? Does a CEO need 500 times (recent figures) the average salary of his/her own employees - you know, the people doing the actual work?

Comment Simple. I'll make some Tea. (Score 1) 166

Now if only we could harness this to make an infinite improbability drive!

From HHGTTG, quoting from here: Infinite Improbability Drive:

The principle of generating small amounts of finite improbability by simply hooking the logic circuits of a Bambleweeny 57 Sub-Meson Brain to an atomic vector plotter suspended in a strong Brownian Motion producer (say a nice hot cup of tea) were of course well understood

If ... such a [infinite improbability] machine is a virtual impossibility, it must have finite improbability. So all [one has] to do in order to make one is to work out how exactly improbable it is, feed that figure into the finite improbability generator, give it a fresh cup of really hot tea... and turn it on!

Comment Re:Slashdot Beta = Windows Shitsta! (Score 1) 93

the rest - to read tons of Insightful comments from fellow Slashdotters

Simply put, the new site is designed to put an end to this. Have you ever seen a comment on YouTube that is as long as you've posted? Not many? ...

Perhaps because many (younger?) people these days have the attention span of a dog at a squirrel farm. Which, I guess, is good for glancing through ads designed for [insert profitable demographic], but not anything more serious.

I have only tried beta a few times (not logged in and in Private mode) and found the overabundance of white space, especially on the article pages, most egregious and wasteful as it horizontally compresses the comments so as to be difficult to read. I also generally agree with ost of the negative comments I so far read about beta. I've had a /. account since the late 1990s, but if beta is the future of /., that future probably won't include me.

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