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Comment Re:find the trick (Score 1) 238

that makes it stop hauling me into work at 3 in the morning for some strange ritual called "escalation."

>>New Job

or the trick that keeps the battery plate from breaking and falling off constantly.

>>small bead of elmer's glue. If you need to "battery reboot" you can just pick the glue out fairly easily (also serves as a tasty snack)

Comment Um... (Score 1) 126

That is my stapler. It is a swingline stapler. I used to look out the windows at the squirrels and now I don't have a window so I can't see the squirrels.

Comment Pranks! (Score 1) 2362

Record the sound of the phone ringing to an .au file then cat it to dev audio (cat ./phone.au > /dev/audio) at random times of the day / night via a script in cron. We had one of our helpdesk folks going nuts over this one.
Google

Google Opens Up (Some) Search Algorithms 86

overmars writes "After years of closely guarding the formula for its search algorithms, Google is opening up a little. The search engine company has kept its search formula a closely guarded secret for two reasons: competition and to prevent abuse, said Udi Manber, Google's vice president of engineering, search quality, in a post on the corporate blog. Manber said the blog post is the first part of a renewed effort at the company 'to open up a bit more than we have in the past.' Manber said the most famous part of Google's ranking algorithm is PageRank, an algorithm developed by Google cofounders Larry Page and Sergey Brin. While PageRank is still in use, it is a 'part of a much larger system,' he said. 'Other parts include language models (the ability to handle phrases, synonyms, diacritics, spelling mistakes, and so on), query models (it's not just the language, it's how people use it today), time models (some queries are best answered with a 30-minutes old page, and some are better answered with a page that stood the test of time), and personalized models (not all people want the same thing),' he said."
Space

Rover Accidentally Uncovers Mars Hydrothermal Vent 53

The rover Spirit has been dragging one wheel around the surface of Mars for some time. One of the resulting gouges revealed a mineral deposit which was probably caused by a hydrothermal vent. This implies a large amount of water was present when the vent was active.
Enlightenment

Submission + - Free (as-in-Speech) Beer, v. 2.0 (opensourcebeerproject.com)

AgentPaper writes: Three years ago, Slashdot featured a piece on open-source brewing, in which a Danish brewer made his beer recipes available for public consumption and alteration. The concept has taken off, first with the "Free Beer Project" in Denmark and now with Flying Dog's "Collaborator" Doppelbock in the US, which was created via input from homebrewers across the world. One version of the Collaborator is commercially brewed and available for purchase (and is darned tasty), but you can download the same recipe and labels, brew it yourself and submit your mods back to the project.
Space

Submission + - Nasa plans manned mission to asteroid (pcauthority.com.au)

An anonymous reader writes: Nasa is preparing a three-month manned mission to an asteroid that is scheduled to pass close to Earth in 2030. The space agency has prepared a plan, seen by The Guardian, for a mission to the 1.1 million ton 2000SG344 asteroid. The asteroid caused concern in 2000 when the chance of it hitting Earth on its next visit in 2030 was raised to 500-1. Bruce Willis jokes aside, this could be interesting — the trip is said to be a test run for a future trip to Mars.
Security

Hiding a Rootkit In System Management Mode 119

Sniper223 notes a PC World article on a new kind of rootkit recently developed by researchers, which will be demoed at Black Hat in August. The rootkit runs in System Management Mode, a longtime feature of x86 architecture that allows for code to run in a locked part of memory. It is said to be harder to detect, potentially, than VM-based rootkits. The article notes that the technique is unlikely to lead to widespread expoitation: "Being divorced from the operating system makes the SMM rootkit stealthy, but it also means that hackers have to write this driver code expressly for the system they are attacking."
Wireless Networking

Submission + - Full Auto Floppy Disk Cannon - DataStorm V 1.0 (revver.com)

Bob Loblaw writes: "Hi there slashdotters: I ran across a huge stash of floppies at our office, and after some discussion, it became clear that rather than throw them away, we should build a gun that fires them. I had just bought a welder, so this was a challenging first project, but after about a month of work in my garage at night, the DataStorm was born. It was constructed with scrap metal, a kids bike, a weedeater motor, and an electric screwdriver. The most difficult task ended being how to add spin to the disk without significantly reducing its velocity. A stack of zip ties was found to work best after a week and a half of trying different options. Since we had so much time in it, we elected to shoot an infomercial showcasing the device, and had to learn to shoot & edit video as we went. It was basically an office joke that spiraled out of control. My wife is not amused. At all. I hope you like it."
The Media

Submission + - NBCU wants the internet "filtered"

yet another steve writes: NBC/Universal wants far more than filtering of material uploaded to YouTube. They want broadband providers (ISPs) themselves to be required to filter internet content. Putting aside the obvious technical reasons why it won't work, the idea of mandatory filtering by your provider of everything you send and receive on the internet sounds a lot like... China. Killing freedom on the net to protect the sitcom.

This seems dangerous, intrusive and unprecedented... and I'm a little surprised it hasn't received more attention.

Check out: http://www.publicknowledge.org/node/1019
and http://news.com.com/8301-10784_3-9745325-7.html?ta g=blog.2

Honestly, I haven't found a single source that seems to understand the gravity of the precedent. People are outraged that a corporation in a broadcast it controlled censored some words (not defending that act, btw), but this is the idea that EVERY packet you send and receive will be required to be monitored and FILTERED. It seems an unbelieveable proposal no matter what the intent.

They do this in China, right?
Windows

Submission + - Windows XP Thumb Drive Edition Is Real (osweekly.com)

An anonymous reader writes: OSWeekly.com's Matt Hartley has discovered a real, working version of Windows XP Thumb Edition. He comments: "While a proof-of-concept has been perpetuated without Microsoft's content, the instructions are fuzzy, and trying to install this would certainly be a clear violation of existing US law, but my sources have indicated this to be the real deal — you can install Windows XP onto a USB drive as described above. Why hasn't Microsoft bothered to create such a thing themselves? It could be the belief that they do not see the cost/benefit value for offering a bootable USB OS despite the immense success of such a thing with Linux.

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